package Acme::MetaSyntactic::simpsons; use strict; use Acme::MetaSyntactic::List; our @ISA = qw( Acme::MetaSyntactic::List ); __PACKAGE__->init(); our %Remote = ( source => [ 'http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/cha_ah.htm', 'http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/cha_iq.htm', 'http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/cha_rz.htm' ], extract => sub { my @c; return map { $_ = /^([^,]+),\s*(.+)\((?:M(?:(?:is)?s|rs?)|(?:nee|aka).*)\)/i ? "$2 $1" : /^([^,]+),?\s*\((.+)\)/ ? "$2 $1" : /^([^,]+),\s*(.*)\((.+)\)/ ? "$3 $2 $1" : /^([^,]+),\s*([^()]+)$/ ? "$2 $1" : $_; s/\W+/_/g; s/^_+|_+$//g; $_; } $_[0] =~ m{
([^<]+)}g; } ); 1; =head1 NAME Acme::MetaSyntactic::simpsons - The Simpsons theme =head1 DESCRIPTION Characters from the Simpsons serial. =head1 CONTRIBUTOR Philippe "BooK" Bruhat. Introduced in version 0.04, published on January 15, 2005. Disappeared in version 0.12, published on March 6, 2005. Re-introduced in version 0.26, published on June 13, 2005. Made updatable with L (link provided on January 16, 2005 by Matthew Musgrove) in version 0.84, published on July 24, 2006. =head1 SEE ALSO L, L. =cut __DATA__ # names Abigail Akira Uncle_Al Langdon_Alger Aristople_Amadopolis Smooth_Jimmy_Apollo Congressman_Bob_Arnold Arthur State_Comptroller_Atkins Babysitter_Receptionist Ballet_Teacher Rex_Banner Birch_Barlow Barney Bee_suit_man Belle Benjamin Mr_Bergstrom Bill Blinky Bob Shary_Bobbins Bodyguard Wendell_Borton Lucille_Botzcowski Mr_Bouvier Jacqueline_Bouvier Patty_Bouvier Selma_Bouvier Kent_Brockman Brockman Don_Brodka Jacques_Brunswick Charles_Montgomery_Burns Larry_Burns Capital_City_Goofball Carl Superintendent_Chalmers Charlie Mr_Chase Scott_Christian Dr_Colossus Comic_Book_Guy Cosine Crazy_Old_Man Database Brandine_Delroy Cletus_Delroy Amber_Dempsey Disco_Stu Dolph Principal_Dondelinger Lunchlady_Doris Doug Duffman E_Mail Eddie El_Barto Erin Fallout_Boy Fat_Tony Eugene_Fisk Maude_Flanders Ned_Flanders Rod_Flanders Todd_Flanders Arthur_Fortune Dr_Foster Pops_Freshemeyer Prof_John_Frink Furious_D Gary Geech Gerald Mr_Gil Mrs_Glick Ashley_Grant Frank_Grimey_Grimes Guillermo Barney_Gumble Janey_Hagstrom Ham Colonel_Leslie_Hap_Hapablap Herman Bernice_Hibbert Dr_Julius_Hibbert Elizabeth_Hoover Adil_Hoxha Hollis_Hurlburt Lionel_Hutz Itchy Jasper Jericho the_Scumbag_Jimmy Joey John Johnny_Tightlips Jimbo_Corky_Jones Jub_Jub Kang Karl Kearny Kodos Wally_Kogen Edna_Krabappel Rabbi_Hyman_Krustofski Krusty_the_Clown Chester_J_Lampwick Laddie Lyle_Lanley Dewey_Largo Cadet_Larsen Jack_Larson The_Lawyer Legs Lenny Asst_Superintendent_Leopold Lewis Professor_Lombardo Lou Louie Helen_Lovejoy Jessica_Lovejoy Reverend_Timothy_Lovejoy Stacy_Lovell Luigi Lurleen_Lumpkin Malibu_Stacy Malloy Otto_Mann Marty McBain Captain_Horatio_McCallister Troy_McClure Merl Roger_Meyers_Jr Roger_Meyers_Sr Mister_Teeny Mr_Mitchell Hans_Moleman Dr_Marvin_Monroe Mr_Plow Munchie Nelson_Muntz Captain_Lance_Murdock Bleeding_Gums_Murphy Lindsey_Naegle Apu_Nahasapeemapetilon Jamshed_Nahasapeemapetilon Manjula_Nahasapeemapetilon Pahusacheta_Nahasapeemapetilon Sanjay_Nahasapeemapetilon Mr_Nigel Number_One Frank_Ormand Ray_Patterson Evelyn_Peters Dean_Bobby_Peterson Arnie_Pie_in_the_Sky Cadet_Platt Plow_King Herbert_Powell_Simpson Janey_Powell Laura_Powers Ruth_Powers Prince Martin_Prince Dr_J_Loren_Pryor Mrs_Pummelhorse Freddy_Quimby Diamond_Joe_Quimby Quimby Radioactive_Man Report_Card Rex Richard Dr_Nick_Riviera Roscoe Salesman Sam Santa_s_Little_Helper Hank_Scorpio Scratchy the_Preparer_Serak Seth The_Seven_Duffs Sherri She_s_the_Fastest Beatrice_Bea_Simmons Mindy_Simmons Abraham_J_Simpson Bartholomew_J_Simpson Homer_Jay_Simpson Lisa_Marie_Simpson Maggie_Simpson Marge_Simpson Mona_Simpson Llewellyn_Sinclair Agnes_Skinner Principal_Seymour_Skinner Smiling_Joe_Fission Waylon_Smithers Turkey_Chester_Snake Snowball Snowball_II Judge_Snyder Spotty_teenager Jebediah_Obediah_Zachariah_Jebediah_Springfield Stampy Samantha_Stanky Sue_Sue Sunday_School_Teacher Lucius_Sweet Moe_Szyslak Tattoo_Parlour_Guy Drederick_Tatum Allison_Taylor Captain_Tenille Terri Cecil_Terwilliger Robert_Underdunk_Terwilliger Tibor Shawna_Tifton Uter Melvin_van_Horne Kirk_van_Houten Louanne_van_Houten Milhouse_van_Houten Nana_van_Houten Very_Tall_Man Veterinarian Don_Vittorio Warren Alex_Whitney Chief_Clancy_Wiggum Ralph_Wiggum Sara_Wiggum Mr_William Sylvia_Winfield Emily_Winthrop Rainier_Wolfcastle Dr_Wolfe Woman_in_Pink Artie_Ziff Zutroy Dr_Zweig