@@|------|Number: 1|------|Identifier: 3A9437FF|------| "Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity." --Henry Van Dyke @@|------|Number: 2|------|Identifier: 3A943800|------| "The road to success is always under construction." @@|------|Number: 3|------|Identifier: 3A943801|------| "Freedom is not worth having if it doesn't include the freedom to make mistakes." -Gandhi @@|------|Number: 4|------|Identifier: 3A943802|------| Well, it certainly can't krash if it can't kompile. @@|------|Number: 5|------|Identifier: 3A943803|------| "A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension." --Oliver Wendell Holmes @@|------|Number: 6|------|Identifier: 3A943804|------| "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going." @@|------|Number: 7|------|Identifier: 3A943805|------| "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." --W. M. Lewis @@|------|Number: 8|------|Identifier: 3A943806|------| It's difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame. @@|------|Number: 9|------|Identifier: 3A943807|------| "Before I trust my Fate to thee, Or place my hand in thine, Before I let thy Future give color and form to mine, Before I peril all for thee, Quesion thy soul to-night for me" @@|------|Number: 10|------|Identifier: 3A943808|------| "Calm down. It's only ones and zeros." @@|------|Number: 11|------|Identifier: 3A943809|------| "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." --Albert Einstein @@|------|Number: 12|------|Identifier: 3A94380A|------| "Do you trust one company to decide the future ? Chose Linux!" @@|------|Number: 13|------|Identifier: 3A94380B|------| "Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality." --Victor Frankel @@|------|Number: 14|------|Identifier: 3A94380C|------| "GOD is REAL ... unless declared INTEGER" @@|------|Number: 15|------|Identifier: 3A94380D|------| "An eye for an eye makes everyone blind." --Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. @@|------|Number: 16|------|Identifier: 3A94380E|------| ... All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal. @@|------|Number: 17|------|Identifier: 3A94380F|------| "Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself." @@|------|Number: 18|------|Identifier: 3A943810|------| ...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. @@|------|Number: 19|------|Identifier: 3A943811|------| "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." --Harvey Fierstein @@|------|Number: 20|------|Identifier: 3A943812|------| 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? @@|------|Number: 21|------|Identifier: 3A943813|------| Datalogi - en livsstil Intet liv, ingen stil -- Morten Bruun @@|------|Number: 22|------|Identifier: 3A943814|------| "The most difficult C expression to use is the comment." -anon @@|------|Number: 23|------|Identifier: 3A943815|------| "UNIX is like Lego - you can build anything with it. Windows NT is like Duplo, it looks nice, but for all practical purposes, it is f*cking useless!" -J.W. @@|------|Number: 24|------|Identifier: 3A943816|------| A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces. @@|------|Number: 25|------|Identifier: 3A943817|------| "Cherish your wishes and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul and the blueprints of your ultimate achievement." @@|------|Number: 26|------|Identifier: 3A943818|------| And God said: E = (+mv) - (Ze)/r ...and there *WAS* light! @@|------|Number: 27|------|Identifier: 3A943819|------| A NOTE TO SPAMMERS: You have the right to remain silent. Exercise your rights. @@|------|Number: 28|------|Identifier: 3A94381A|------| Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER @@|------|Number: 29|------|Identifier: 3A94381B|------| "Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat"? @@|------|Number: 30|------|Identifier: 3A94381C|------| Brain fried - core dumped. @@|------|Number: 31|------|Identifier: 3A94381D|------| "Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm." --Benjamin Disraeli @@|------|Number: 32|------|Identifier: 3A94381E|------| Death is just God's way of dropping carrier. @@|------|Number: 33|------|Identifier: 3A94381F|------| I haven't lost my mind! I've got it on tape somewhere... @@|------|Number: 34|------|Identifier: 3A943820|------| Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the PH$@#*&$^(#@&$^%(*NO CARRIER @@|------|Number: 35|------|Identifier: 3A943821|------| Øl blev jo opfundet ved en fejltagelse Fejltagelsen bestod i, at det ikke blev opfundet noget før -- Monrad & Rislund @@|------|Number: 36|------|Identifier: 3A943822|------| This is Linux Country. On a quiet night you can hear Windows NT reboot! @@|------|Number: 37|------|Identifier: 3A943823|------| If you run sleep(86400), the target Windows box has at least a 50% chance of crashing by the end of the run. @@|------|Number: 38|------|Identifier: 3A943824|------| I don't hate Windows - it runs great under WINE! @@|------|Number: 39|------|Identifier: 3A943825|------| The only stupid question is the unasked question. And that's a good thing, because I hate stupid questions! @@|------|Number: 40|------|Identifier: 3A943826|------| Winning isn't everything - but losing SUCKS! @@|------|Number: 41|------|Identifier: 3A943827|------| "Without the rocks, the stream would lose its song." --Proverb @@|------|Number: 42|------|Identifier: 3A943828|------| Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's. @@|------|Number: 43|------|Identifier: 3A943829|------| "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." -Albert Einstein @@|------|Number: 44|------|Identifier: 3A94382A|------| Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. @@|------|Number: 45|------|Identifier: 3A94382B|------| Latterens slot: En lille sang der poetisk beskriver Chile under pinochet - hvis det da kan beskrives -- poetisk... -- Ole Fick @@|------|Number: 46|------|Identifier: 3A94382C|------| Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. @@|------|Number: 47|------|Identifier: 3A94382D|------| "Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." --Mark Twain @@|------|Number: 48|------|Identifier: 3A94382E|------| Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! @@|------|Number: 49|------|Identifier: 3A94382F|------| "Set your expectations high; find men and women whose integrity and values you respect; get their agreement on a course of action; and give them your ultimate trust." --John Akers @@|------|Number: 50|------|Identifier: 3A943830|------| Never say, "Oops!"; always say, "Ah, interesting!" @@|------|Number: 51|------|Identifier: 3A943831|------| "Nowhere you can be that isn't where you were meant to be. It's easy." -- John Lennon @@|------|Number: 52|------|Identifier: 3A943832|------| Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated. @@|------|Number: 53|------|Identifier: 3A943833|------| "Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away." @@|------|Number: 54|------|Identifier: 3A943834|------| while(sig_sucks) printf("Clever sig coming soon."); @@|------|Number: 55|------|Identifier: 3A943835|------| "Programming is partially an artform and, like artists, programmers will do it even if they don't get money." - Linus Torvalds @@|------|Number: 56|------|Identifier: 3A943836|------| #exclude @@|------|Number: 57|------|Identifier: 3A943837|------| "People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges." --Unknown @@|------|Number: 58|------|Identifier: 3A943838|------| / / (_)__ __ ____ __ / /__/ / _ \/ // /\ \/ / ... the choice of a /____/_/_//_/\_,_/ /_/\_\ GNU generation.. @@|------|Number: 59|------|Identifier: 3A943839|------| (imagining people keeping their .sigs to four lines) @@|------|Number: 60|------|Identifier: 3A94383A|------| "I read the news today oh boy" - The Beatles - A Day In The Life @@|------|Number: 61|------|Identifier: 3A94383B|------| Rigtige mænd bruger ikke BIOS - rigtige mænd bruger Linux... @@|------|Number: 62|------|Identifier: 3A94383C|------| "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." -Benjamin Franklin @@|------|Number: 63|------|Identifier: 3A94383D|------| "In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon. Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium II to run Microsoft Windows 98. Somewhere, something must have gone wrong." @@|------|Number: 64|------|Identifier: 3A94383E|------| "Behind our masks we're.. perfectly ordinary people!" @@|------|Number: 65|------|Identifier: 3A94383F|------| Monolog - one person talking to himself, dialog - two people talking to themselves. -Shaike Ofir- @@|------|Number: 66|------|Identifier: 3A943840|------| "Microsoft Windows NT/2000, Security, Networking. Chose two of the three. You can't have them all." @@|------|Number: 67|------|Identifier: 3A943841|------| "A problem, at its core, is really just an opportunity to learn and explore." --Stephen Coleman @@|------|Number: 68|------|Identifier: 3A943842|------| Everybody should believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink. @@|------|Number: 69|------|Identifier: 3A943843|------| "Failure is the only opportunity to begin again, more intelligently." - -Henry Ford @@|------|Number: 70|------|Identifier: 3A943844|------| "Don't worry Ma'am. We're university students, - we know what we're doing." @@|------|Number: 71|------|Identifier: 3A943845|------| Normally, when you integrate almost 5MB of patches, bad things happen. This time, a miracle occurred. As I uploaded the resultant kernel, a specter of the holy penguin appeared before me, and said "It is Good. It is Bugfree". ---Linus Torvalds @@|------|Number: 72|------|Identifier: 3A943846|------| Microsoft is to operating systems & security .... .... what McDonalds is to gourmet cooking @@|------|Number: 73|------|Identifier: 3A943847|------| "And all these children that you spit on, as they try to change their way. Are immune to your consultations. Theire quite aware of what they are going through." @@|------|Number: 74|------|Identifier: 3A943848|------| "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." -Saint Augustine @@|------|Number: 75|------|Identifier: 3A943849|------| "A man has not lived until he has almost died. For those who have fought, life has a flavor the protected will never know." --A Vietnam Veteran @@|------|Number: 76|------|Identifier: 3A94384A|------| To conquer oneself is the noblest and greatest triumph. -Plato @@|------|Number: 77|------|Identifier: 3A94384B|------| This is how it happens. We get the Dream, but we don't get to dictate every step toward the dream. -Peter McWilliams @@|------|Number: 78|------|Identifier: 3A94384C|------| When we put things off until some future-probably mythical-Laterland, we drag the past into the future. The burden of yesterday's incompletions is a heavy load to carry. Don't carry it. -Peter McWilliams @@|------|Number: 79|------|Identifier: 3A94384D|------| The only thing that we know is that we know nothing and that is the highest flight of human wisdom. -Leo Tolstoj @@|------|Number: 80|------|Identifier: 3A94384E|------| "Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good." --Joe Paterno @@|------|Number: 81|------|Identifier: 3A94384F|------| The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n. -John Milton @@|------|Number: 82|------|Identifier: 3A943850|------| Mother said that there would be days like this, -but she never said there would be so many! @@|------|Number: 83|------|Identifier: 3A943851|------| Having more money does not insure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. -Hobart Brown @@|------|Number: 84|------|Identifier: 3A943852|------| The sig..... A hacker's interpretation of the 1st & 2nd ammendments: They can have my computer when they pry the gun from my cold dead fingers. @@|------|Number: 85|------|Identifier: 3A943853|------| Life is a state of conciousness. -Emmett Fox @@|------|Number: 86|------|Identifier: 3A943854|------| Dijkstra's Law of Programming Inertia: "If you don't know what your program is supposed to do, you'd better not start writing it." @@|------|Number: 87|------|Identifier: 3A943855|------| UNIX always presumes you know what you're doing. You're the human being, after all, and it is a mere operating system. @@|------|Number: 88|------|Identifier: 3A943856|------| "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, there you long to return." -- da Vinci @@|------|Number: 89|------|Identifier: 3A943857|------| Charlie Tremendous Jones If you can't be happy where you are, it's a cinch you can't be happy where you ain't. @@|------|Number: 90|------|Identifier: 3A943858|------| Stoners live and stoners die, But in the end we all get high; So if in life you don't succeed, Fuck it all and smoke some weed. @@|------|Number: 91|------|Identifier: 3A943859|------| €From childhood's hour€ €I have not been€ €As others were€ €I have not seen€ €As others saw€.. "Alone" Edgar Allan Poe @@|------|Number: 92|------|Identifier: 3A94385A|------| Don't just spout fire, just do it; -And then after it's done, show the world. @@|------|Number: 93|------|Identifier: 3A94385B|------| "If I had been brought up in a different time [...] perhaps I'd be totally comfortable in ML and would find C unsafe, a little dangerous, not very expressive." - Brian Kernighan @@|------|Number: 94|------|Identifier: 3A94385C|------| Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. -- (Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms) @@|------|Number: 95|------|Identifier: 3A94385D|------| "I don't care WHO you are but your not walking on the water while I'm fishing" @@|------|Number: 96|------|Identifier: 3A94385E|------| Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and apache inside ! @@|-------------------------|THE END|----------------------------------|